Wednesday, January 9, 2008
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008
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Here’s the remaining dumb and funny headlines in my cellphone’s archive.
CRASH COURSES FOR PRIVATE PILOT (if the course is about “going to heaven,” why not? LOL)
COCAINE USE HITS NEW HIGH (wow, pare, nakakahigh naman ang balitang to...)
DEAD BODY FOUND IN CEMETERY (hindi nga? may patay sa sementeryo?)
MAN SHOOTS NEIGHBOUR WITH MACHETE (ano kaya ang bala ng machete? hmmm...)
BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HAS NOT SEEN IN YEARS
(errr... so ngayon nakakakita na siya?)
MAGICIAN’S CAR VANISHES (e di palitawin niya uli!)
SEX EDUCATION DELAYED, TEACHERS REQUEST TRAINING (wow! sarap naman ng magiging training nila! parang gusto kong maging teacher!)
ABILITY TO SWIM MAY SAVE CHILDREN FROM DROWNING (hah? so kapag hindi marunong lumangoy, malulunod? ahhh...)
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
CRASH COURSES FOR PRIVATE PILOT (if the course is about “going to heaven,” why not? LOL)
COCAINE USE HITS NEW HIGH (wow, pare, nakakahigh naman ang balitang to...)
DEAD BODY FOUND IN CEMETERY (hindi nga? may patay sa sementeryo?)
MAN SHOOTS NEIGHBOUR WITH MACHETE (ano kaya ang bala ng machete? hmmm...)
BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HAS NOT SEEN IN YEARS
(errr... so ngayon nakakakita na siya?)
MAGICIAN’S CAR VANISHES (e di palitawin niya uli!)
SEX EDUCATION DELAYED, TEACHERS REQUEST TRAINING (wow! sarap naman ng magiging training nila! parang gusto kong maging teacher!)
ABILITY TO SWIM MAY SAVE CHILDREN FROM DROWNING (hah? so kapag hindi marunong lumangoy, malulunod? ahhh...)
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
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4 comments:
"crash" course for private pilots... HAHA! that was cute!
BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HAS NOT SEEN IN YEARS
- Heto ang peborit ko. Hahaha. :D
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huwaaat?! a dead body found in a cemetery!? oh c`mmon! y'gotta be kidding me!
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