Wednesday, January 9, 2008 at Wednesday, January 09, 2008 |
Here’s the remaining dumb and funny headlines in my cellphone’s archive.


CRASH COURSES FOR PRIVATE PILOT (if the course is about “going to heaven,” why not? LOL)

COCAINE USE HITS NEW HIGH (wow, pare, nakakahigh naman ang balitang to...)

DEAD BODY FOUND IN CEMETERY (hindi nga? may patay sa sementeryo?)

MAN SHOOTS NEIGHBOUR WITH MACHETE (ano kaya ang bala ng machete? hmmm...)

BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HAS NOT SEEN IN YEARS
(errr... so ngayon nakakakita na siya?)

MAGICIAN’S CAR VANISHES (e di palitawin niya uli!)

SEX EDUCATION DELAYED, TEACHERS REQUEST TRAINING (wow! sarap naman ng magiging training nila! parang gusto kong maging teacher!)

ABILITY TO SWIM MAY SAVE CHILDREN FROM DROWNING (hah? so kapag hindi marunong lumangoy, malulunod? ahhh...)


Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by Nutty Boy

4 comments:

LouieB25 said...

"crash" course for private pilots... HAHA! that was cute!

Jan 10, 2008, 10:18:00 AM  
Meryl said...

BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HAS NOT SEEN IN YEARS

- Heto ang peborit ko. Hahaha. :D

Jan 12, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  
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Jan 14, 2008, 8:54:00 PM  
Darkside said...

huwaaat?! a dead body found in a cemetery!? oh c`mmon! y'gotta be kidding me!

Jan 17, 2008, 9:57:00 AM  
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