Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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I'm an avid basketball fan. I play the game, idolize its legends, immitate talented players, analyze statistics and watch a lot of games — NBA, PBA or even UAAP/NCAA. In short, I love it more than any other kind of sports in the planet. My favorite team in the PBA are Ginebra (Añejo, Tanduay) and San Miguel. While in NBA, my favorites are the old-Chicago Bulls (with Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman, Toni Kukoc), LA Lakers (Both Magic Johnson and Kobe/Shaq era) and the current Nowitski-led Dallas Mavericks. In UAAP, my favorite team is --- never mind. I joined some barangay leagues before when I was in my higschool and, later on, I played with and coached a young team abroad (when I worked in Saudi Arabia), even managing to get our boys to the finals, where we lost to a rough backbreaking veteran team (we're cheated!) sometime around 2004. That was the last time I ever got to play the sport. I miss basketball so much, but I haven't got time to play it. Well, honestly, there have been a lot of opportunities for me to play and get wild again on the court. The thing is I will have to "sacrifice" my time with Kuchi just to get into the ballgame. And to sacrifice a time with Kuchi for a baskeball game is kinda hefty. That I cannot do. Huhuhu. I just wish a perfect time to play basketball would soon come knocking on my schedule.
So what's with this sudden talk about basketball? Well, I dreamed last night that I was a basketball player, an awesome NBA player playing for the BOSTON CELTICS. Dream on, man!
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Nutty Boy
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Boston Celtics,
NBA
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
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Wednesday, January 09, 2008
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Here’s the remaining dumb and funny headlines in my cellphone’s archive.
CRASH COURSES FOR PRIVATE PILOT (if the course is about “going to heaven,” why not? LOL)
COCAINE USE HITS NEW HIGH (wow, pare, nakakahigh naman ang balitang to...)
DEAD BODY FOUND IN CEMETERY (hindi nga? may patay sa sementeryo?)
MAN SHOOTS NEIGHBOUR WITH MACHETE (ano kaya ang bala ng machete? hmmm...)
BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HAS NOT SEEN IN YEARS
(errr... so ngayon nakakakita na siya?)
MAGICIAN’S CAR VANISHES (e di palitawin niya uli!)
SEX EDUCATION DELAYED, TEACHERS REQUEST TRAINING (wow! sarap naman ng magiging training nila! parang gusto kong maging teacher!)
ABILITY TO SWIM MAY SAVE CHILDREN FROM DROWNING (hah? so kapag hindi marunong lumangoy, malulunod? ahhh...)
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Monday, January 7, 2008
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Monday, January 07, 2008
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I chanced upon some interesting books being bargained at Powerbooks in Megamall last Friday night. So interesting that I was practically tempted to spend my remaining money on them, if not for my churning stomach which was drooling over a beef teriyaki meal in a Jap fastfood I’d passed over on my way to the bookstore. Among the good books waiting to be picked and purchased were “The Lost World” by Arthur Conan Doyle, “The Shrinking Man” by Richard Matheson and a story (or biography) about Andres Segovia. Doyle’s book intrigued me because I’m a fan of Sherlock Holmes, while Matheson’s book aroused my interest because he is, coincidentally, the author of the science-fiction-fantasy-horror book (and now adapted to movie) “I Am Legend,” which I’m planning to watch this month. Segovia, on the other hand is, well, a proponent of classical music on guitar, that’s all (I have a classical guitar at home, so that makes a connection LOL). But what really caught my attention was this book about nutty newspapers’ headlines. It's a collection of some of the world major newspapers’ most dumb headlines. And according to the author whose name I can't recall, they are “the awfully, comically and obvious-to-the-point-of-stupid newspapers headlines..." But since I didn’t like to trade food for books that time (although I might in some opportunities), I just saved a couple of the selected headlines to my cellphone’s archives. Imagine, some of the headlines were written in broadsheets like the New York Times. I thought Americans don’t tolerate stupidity? I was really laughing while reading it. Okay, here are some them (with my side comments)!
Sadness Is No. 1 Reason Men and Women Cry (really? how sad, huhuhu. don't they get cry when provoked? ah, I'm asking stupid question...)
Light meals are lower in fat, calories (so heavy meals are higher in fat and calories? ahhh...)
Bible Church's Focus is the Bible (why not Quran?)
Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men (maybe some women can father, too?)
Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking (well if its rubbing alcohol, then it's alarming)
Scientists See Quakes in L.A. Future (errr, will we have tomorrow today?)
Renewed Fighting Threatens Peace (ano raw?)
Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut (ah, okay...)
Putting Mattress On Floor Prevents Fall From Bed (oo nga naman... aysus! common sense pare!)
As luck would have it, my cellphone suddenly turned itself off. Dead bat, LOL. Obviously, I will have to post the other dumb headlines tomorrow or the following day or when I have the time and steam to post them. If you have some funny headlines deserving our attention, feel free to post it on the comment box. In the meantime, enjoy and laught them off!
Friday, January 4, 2008
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Friday, January 04, 2008
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Happy New Year! As the old adage says, better late than never. What took me so long to resume blogging? Laziness, perhaps. There’s actually a lot of stuffs to blog about---funny things we did and embarrassing moments I got myself into last Christmas vacation---but I just couldn’t devote myself into writing. I really wanted to savor every minute of my vacation, and of course the only way to do that was to stay away from a computer, keep my mind off the whole darn writing things and relish every yuletide errand I had with my family and Kuchi. It didn’t save my pocket from any trouble, though. I have eight godchildren and counting. And every time I think of them as Christmas comes, my heart is suddenly wrapped with overwhelming grief. Just kidding. Hahaha!
New year? Well, festive as usual. We had more food on new year, but we lit less firecrackers at the strike of midnight. That is to say, we only had three fountains (two of them were supot pa!), 50 lusis (sparkler sticks) and 50 kwitis (skyrocket). Normally, we have up to five fountains, 100 lusis and kwitis, sawa and scores of five-stars and OG during the celebration. My sisters are braver than me in lighting them. We have safety rules in igniting them so we have never lost a finger... so far.
I got back to work just yesterday and it was so boring. If I had just more vacation leaves left, I would have used them all to extend my vacation all throughout the week. Good thing traffic isn’t heavy yet, and it’s kept my head cool. If I’m not mistaken, we have a deadline to beat this week, but as far as the atmosphere of the company is concerned, it’s just an illusion. LOL.
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five-stars,
kwitis,
lusis,
new year 2008,
OG
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
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It seemed like just yesterday when December showed up on the calendar. It’s so fast, I barely noticed it. The Christmas is one week away, but mood of yuletide season in me hasn't sunk in yet. I've already enjoyed some Christmas parties as early as second week of the month. I've already had some of my gifts opened. I received a book, T-shirt, memo holder, toys, pants, polo-shirt among others. I’m thankful, although I wished and preferred to receive “enveloped gifts.” Just kidding ^_^. Christmas isn’t actually my most favorite holiday. New Year is. It’s because I want paputok on New Year’s eve (laugh). I like Christmas season, minus the religious thing. I decorate our house with yuletide ornaments, wrap presents and listen to Christmas music on the radio. I do like it — the lights, the music, the color, the happy people. And who wouldn’t want to have a long time off? Holidays are good things, the more the merrier.
This month is actually beneficial for Kuchi and me, particularly the last week. We can do a lot of stuffs in preparation for the grand thingy that already looks so open-secret to many folks (laugh). We still have so much things to do, so many cash we have to burn, so to speak. Makes me wonder at times how consumerism have found its way into the definition of happiness. Maybe that’s just how modern times work. Or maybe because I’m an innocent kid anymore and have just realized that Christmas and other events have always been like that ever since? Talking nonsense again. Anyway, I’m not sure if I can still update my blog in the coming days (for obvious reason), so merry Christmas, happy new year and happy long vacation. ^_^.
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Nutty Boy
Labels:
Christmas
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007
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"We tried so hard to create a society that was equal, where there'd be nothing to envy your neighbour. But there's always something to envy. A smile, a friendship, something you don't have and want to appropriate. In this world, even a Soviet one, there will always be rich and poor. Rich in gifts, poor in gifts. Rich in love, poor in love." — Danilov, from the movie "Enemy at the Gates"
Things have become so sensitive lately. And it’s all because ‘one’ doesn’t accept the idea of “not having anything, when others have something.” Well, it’s not that we have the power to change that idea, but it looks as though somebody’s bent to put people in a difficult situation for not getting what she thinks she deserves. Nobody likes the idea of her “not having anything,” that’s for sure. It’s our wish that she “gets something” too, even though when we were still like her we didn’t get anything. But the way she reacts, it looks as if people's wish is going to change...
Too bad. Perhaps she’s really what people think she is... :-(
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Nutty Boy
Labels:
philippine communism,
utopia
Thursday, November 29, 2007
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Thursday, November 29, 2007
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The weather hasn’t been that bad in Metro Manila, but something about the news that brought out the apocalyptic tone in me lately. The Philippines is currently under the showering shades of three typhoons getting together in a weird eyeball called Fujiwhara effect. I don’t know if it had anything to do with huge waves that swept across the archipelago yesterday. And prior to that, there was a 20-second earthquake with an intensity of four or five... or six (depending on every newspaper’s “opinion”) that rocked Luzon the other day. Just hours ago, the United Nations reported that we only have ten years to “fix” the global warming or we’ll all live in Kevin Costner’s water world (which is really a bad news since I’m no good swimmer). There's also a news of Earth consuming all of our oil reserves in about 30 years and an economic meltdown, along with food crisis in half a century. Darker days ahead, like a scene from the Matrix’s real world. Transition from life to death is going to be an evil-filled process. But I'd rather see a pack of comets as big as those of Shoemaker-Levi 9 to pummel the Earth. It will be a fitting end to the wicked human race.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
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Saturday, November 24, 2007
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We have started praying...
It was clear that “The Boss” had predetermined the deadline for delivery without consulting her subjects if they have the miraculous holy mother of Guadalupe by their sides. “You will finish the thirteen 16-pages magazines on November 28. You will be provided with holy greese so you won’t run out of gas. The deadline should have been earlier, but we’re just being realistic, you should be able to blah, blah, blah...” the Boss said, something to that effect. Thirteen 16-pages magazines. Beat that. Yeah, we’re gonna need holy greese, holy water, holy overtimes, bring them on my Lord. What they forgot to tell us is that we also need a MIRACLE to meet the deadline.
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Monday, November 19, 2007
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Monday, November 19, 2007
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If there was one thing you wouldn’t miss on a lazy Monday morning, it would be the slow, heavy traffic. Aurora Blvd., EDSA, Makati Ave. — these are just few of many dreaded highways you should not be traveling through on a Monday morning. Not even a 32-valve high-powered turbo car can defeat a full, crowded road. I've been a witness to some of the worst traffic that Monday morning could slap on a person’s mood. How many times have I been tempted to curse the traffic system and the guys behind it? What I hate most about heavy traffic is the fact that you’re in the middle of something you really have no control. You feel desperately useless. Exactly what I felt just this morning. When the jeepney I was riding on suddenly slowed down and ran through a heavy traffic, I really felt I was going to explode. Kamias isn’t a congested road, so when we got there and joined hundred of vehicles entangled in a messy four-lane road, all I could think of was curse the motherfuckers who caused the heavy traffic. I wanted our driver to bump the vehicles out of the way, smash them real hard and get over with the damn traffic. All I wished was to get the hell out of there so I can get to the office on time. Fuck everything else.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
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It was so stupid of me to lock the door of our toilet yesterday. I have no clue what in the nutty world I was thinking at that moment. Kasi ba naman I was so taeng-tae na, as in I was ready to release my shit in a blitzkrieg fashion when I found out that our water tank had already run out of water. Geez, I was already inside, sitting on the throne. I had choice but to get out and hold off the “bombing” (just imagine the effort) to turn on our pumping machine to fill the water tank. But when I got back and pushed the toilet’s door, it's locked! Turned out I unconsciously closed the door pala while the lock-button was pressed. Arrrggh! I tried to twist the door knob hard but the door wouldn’t just open. I hastily thought of some ways to open it, but it’s really hard marshaling your thoughts when your stomach is under a state of natural calamity. So I quickly went upstairs and asked my sisters if they knew where the spare key was kept. Their answers: what spare key? The toilet doesn’t even have a key! I was like “whaaat?!” I immediately went downstairs and rammed the door desperately. To hell with the noise. How could you even think of the noise at a time like that? I had goosebumps all over my body. I felt that if I stretched my legs a little wider, my ass gonna blow up. I seriously thought of detonating it outside, some place else. My gosh, it’s really coming! Fortunately, with the help of a magnetic sticker and by constant ramming, the door opened. I hurriedly sit on the throne and before I even closed my eyes, it was krokotok-kotok! boom! krokotok-kotok! Glorious moment! I moaned and whispered the magic word “ooohh-aahhh” in utter bliss. If you could only see my face that time hahahaha!
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